Every year, there are countless innocent victims who get terrorized… on April Fools Day. This April 1st, don’t let yourself become the butt of jokes. Instead, YOU can pull some pretty terrified pranks on your friends, family and coworkers.

Just be warned, they might be a little grumpy if you pull any of these off. Some are a little on the evil side, LOL.

1.) Plant a garden in a coworker’s keyboard

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2.) Keep roommates on their toes with an airhorn door stopper

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3.) Participate in some extreme car camouflage

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4.) Offer them (an impossible) glass of water

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5.) Help upgrade a coworker’s office supplies

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6.) Circle the shopping cart wagons

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7.) Paint soap with clear nail polish and leave it in the shower

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8.) Start a rat infestation

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9.) Make their seat a treacherous trap

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10.) Make sure that even the bathroom isn’t safe

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12.) Turn a friend’s windshield into a rainbow

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NOTE: Don’t pull this prank and let someone drive. Make this a parking lot prank only.

13.) Replace their anti bacterial soap with something more fun

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14.) Remind someone they are a little self-absorbed

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15.) Replace their Oreo cookie filling with something nasty

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16.) Keep people updated on the daily news

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17.) Throw coworkers a surprise party… with extra balloons

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18.) Create a truly evil candy apple prank

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19.) Give a friend’s car a new, bright paint job with Post-Its

20.) Know anyone who likes jelly-filled donuts? Give them a taste of mayo-filled donuts

21.) Add some frozen cotton balls to their car’s exterior

22.) Or, just be a good pal and make sure their car is nice and safe

23.) Make sure the people you care about drink enough water

24.) Give them some Jell-O during the work day as a nice surprise

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Although it might not be in a form they’ll appreciate.

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25.) Find an evil, but clever, way to ruin their appetites

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26.) Create a Febreeze grenade. Just pull the zip tie, toss it and RUN.

(H/T Bored Panda)

Hopefully, after reading this list, you’ll be a little wiser on April Fools Day 2014. Don’t trust anything anyone gives you. And if you try to pull any of these pranks yourself, just be ready for some retaliation. Good luck!

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