Think vegetables are boring? That they’re always the same? Well you’re wrong and these vegetables are (living) proof. At some point growing up, they had a dream. A dream where they wouldn’t look like just any other radish, potato, or other vegetable. They wanted to be unique (and maybe avoid our dinner tables), and their dreams came true.
1. Looks like you missed a toe there Mr. Potato.
2. Is this radish getting a little too cocky for you?
3. “AHH…He’s got a knife!”
4. This strawberry really wants to be a teddy bear. He told me so.
5. It’s like half carrot, half Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
6. Whoa Mr. Eggplant… hugs are NOT encouraged.
7. So a radish and a carrot get into a hot tub…
9. The devil is in the… tomato?
10. Looks like he has a bone to pick with that wannabe strawberry bear from earlier.
11. Pinocchio’s got nothing on this eggplant.
12. Yes, this IS a duck gourd. How could you tell?
15. It’s like the healthy version of Peeps.
16. These potatoes HEART you.
18. Nice heimlich maneuver!
19. What’s up with all these touchy feely carrots?
21. I LOVE PENGUINS. I think this potato must have known that.
22. You’ve got to hand it to this carrot.
23. This fleece flower root apparently wants to be a witch doctor.
24. “I’ll get you my pretty… and your little dog too!”
25. This eggplant is entirely too solemn.
26. The sheep goes… BAAAHHH.
27. This tomato is working too hard on his duck face.
(via: distractify)
Something tells me that green pepper is going to be hearing from Stallone’s copyright lawyers pretty soon. Don’t you think? 
