Woman Gets Perfect Revenge On Her Mean Husband, I Can’t Help But Laugh

we love jokes that make us laugh and snicker, even when they may be a bit risqué. Sometimes, that’s what makes them so funny!

The beginning of marriage can be tricky sometimes, especially when a couple takes the big leap before truly getting to know one another. In this story, one woman gets sweet revenge when she realizes her new hubby isn’t as helpful or responsible as she originally thought. The results are plain hilarious, if you ask me!

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?”

The husband looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like — Mr. Plumber?”

A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor. “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”

“What do I look like — Mr. Goodwrench?”

A couple weeks later, the wife found a leak in the roof. “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof. Can you please fix it?”

“What do I look like — Bob Vila?” He sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.

One rainy weekend, the husband realized the leak on the roof was gone. He went to the bathroom and found that the pipe behind the sink wasn’t leaking anymore either.

When his wife returned home, the husband asked, “Honey, how come there aren’t any more leaks and the car’s running?”

She replied nonchalantly, “Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.

“Wow, did he charge us anything?”

“No, he said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him.”

“Cool. What kind of cake did you make?”

“Cake? What the hell do I look like — Betty Crocker?”

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He’ll think twice next time he wants to say no to his wife… That is, if they’re still together!

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